Cliquetionary
A
ADD abbreveation, noun
Abner Doubleday Day, Westchester's public sch-ew-l.
ADM interjection
Ay dios mio, Spanish version of Ehmagawd and perferred term of the Fannish
Ah-dorable adjective
A super-adorable alternative spelling of adorable
Alpha adjective
- Noun. First letter of the Greek alphabet
- Noun. Undisputed leader. Usually worshiped by Betas.
- Adjective. Desireable quality.
Apple-C interjection
The shortcut for copy on a Mac. You say it when someone is copying you or says something at the same time as you do. It's like jinx, but better.
ATM-challenged adjective
Without access to excessive cash flow.
Ay-sap abbreveation
Alternate spelling of ASAP (as soon as possible), aka the speed at which alphas need everything done.
B
BADS abbreveation, noun
Body Alive Dance Studio, owned by Skye Hamilton's parents. Best studio in town, location of Alicia's most sub-alpha moments.
Beta noun
Follower or second-in-command; nonalpha, subalpha.
BFF abbreveation
- Best Friends Forever
- Boy Fast Forever
- Best Friends First
Boy Fast noun
The denunciation of all crushes. No flirting. No texting. No nothing
Burberry-No-Punchbacks phrase
An ah-mazing game where the first person to spot asomeone wearing Burberry gets to punch whomever they want, as hard as they want.
C
C-cups noun
Alicia's larger-then-average bra size.
C-minus noun
Without a crush, usually associated with LBRs who can't find love.
C-plus noun
With a crush.
CLAM abbreveation, noun
A hawt boy with the following desireable traits:
Cute, Loyal, Athletic, Middle-Class
D
Dixon noun
An article of clothing that can be worn fifty-eight different ways; looks like a black mesh tube top.
E
EhMaGawd interjection
What you say when you can nawt believe something is happening, or you're so excited you want to pee yourself but you can't, so you say EhMaGawd.
ESP abbreviation, noun
- mindreading via the use of the sixth sense
- Emotional Sensitivity Powwows that teach emotionally illiterate men (and convicts) how to tune into their thoughts and translate them into feelings.
EW abbreviation, adjective, noun
- Noun. Eternal Wannabe
- Adjective. Extremely Wearable
F
Fannish adjective
Fake Spanish
Finger-comb verb
The use of fingersto tame unsightly flyaways or tangles. An emergency fashion measure taken when no brushes are available.
FUGGs noun
Fake Uggs. Generally worn by Massie because of her animal-loving heart.
G
GLU abbreviation, noun
Girl Like Us, stationed in Massie's revovated barn-turned-spa. Moniker coveted by all, but reserved for members of the Pretty Committee.
Glossip Girl noun
Massie Block's perferred source for all things lip gloss. Has a club service where members recieve a fresh exotic flavor at their doorstep every morning. Does not ship to Canada.
Gossip Points noun, plural
Points for being in the know. Very desireable, usually, but not always.
H
HART abbreviation, noun
A person with the following traits:
Hawt, Alpha, Rich, Toned.
Heart verb
A word for those who luh-v usig an alternative to love or luh-v.
J
Jobby noun
A job-hobby that you do for fun, nawt money.
L
LBR abbreviation, noun
If you have to look this up, you're an LBR times ten. Loser. Beyond. Repair. Put an environmentally unfriendly bag over your head --- your social life is done, done, and done.
Lip kiss noun
Seriously? You need this defined? One hint: o nawt attempt if you are suffering from beta breath.
Lip Virgin noun
A person who's never lip kissed.
Luh-v verb
The cuh-yuter spelling of love.
M
MUCK abbreviation, noun
Massie's underground clinic for kissing where she waxes poetic on al the best lip- and tongue drills; $20 membership fee.
O
OCD abbreviation, noun
Octavian Country Day, the private, all girls school that the Pretty Committee attends. At OCD, excellence isn't encouraged, it's expected. It's been home to thirteen Fortune 500 CEOs, seven gold-medak Olympians, four Pulitzer Prize winners, three Oscar winners, two senators, one secratary of state, and, of course, Massie Block.
OCDiva noun
What the surf Hawttie guys call high-mainttenance alphas. Opposite of a compliment.
Opposite of yes adverb
REALLY?!
P
PMS abbreviation, noun
Presbyterian Middle School, the school Massie went to before OCD.
Pop-Blocking verb
When someone gets in the way of someone else's popularity.
POTI abbreviation, noun
Pretty on the inside, code for "good personality, but not so hot on the outside"
POTO abbreviation, noun
Pretty on the outside; the state of being overly attractive. Some think this is the only quality that matters; others to fall in love with them despite their major character flaws.
S
Sand-me-downs noun
Inheriting Massie's old sandals.
Snapping verb
Serious lapse of social savvy; doing something drastically unalpha.
Spalpha noun
Spanish alpha.
T
Ten noun
Best on the scale of one to ten, often used to rate outfits, or ew-fits if the ensamble is sub-seven.
W
Wannabe adjective, noun
Something you never wannabe. Version of an LBR, describing those who want to, for example, be like Massie, but who will always be a cheap knock-off. FYI, wannabes are always out.
Gossip Points noun, plural
Points for being in the know. Very desireable, usually, but not always.
H
HART abbreviation, noun
A person with the following traits:
Hawt, Alpha, Rich, Toned.
Heart verb
A word for those who luh-v usig an alternative to love or luh-v.
J
Jobby noun
A job-hobby that you do for fun, nawt money.
L
LBR abbreviation, noun
If you have to look this up, you're an LBR times ten. Loser. Beyond. Repair. Put an environmentally unfriendly bag over your head --- your social life is done, done, and done.
Lip kiss noun
Seriously? You need this defined? One hint: o nawt attempt if you are suffering from beta breath.
Lip Virgin noun
A person who's never lip kissed.
Luh-v verb
The cuh-yuter spelling of love.
M
MUCK abbreviation, noun
Massie's underground clinic for kissing where she waxes poetic on al the best lip- and tongue drills; $20 membership fee.
O
OCD abbreviation, noun
Octavian Country Day, the private, all girls school that the Pretty Committee attends. At OCD, excellence isn't encouraged, it's expected. It's been home to thirteen Fortune 500 CEOs, seven gold-medak Olympians, four Pulitzer Prize winners, three Oscar winners, two senators, one secratary of state, and, of course, Massie Block.
OCDiva noun
What the surf Hawttie guys call high-mainttenance alphas. Opposite of a compliment.
Opposite of yes adverb
REALLY?!
P
PMS abbreviation, noun
Presbyterian Middle School, the school Massie went to before OCD.
Pop-Blocking verb
When someone gets in the way of someone else's popularity.
POTI abbreviation, noun
Pretty on the inside, code for "good personality, but not so hot on the outside"
POTO abbreviation, noun
Pretty on the outside; the state of being overly attractive. Some think this is the only quality that matters; others to fall in love with them despite their major character flaws.
S
Sand-me-downs noun
Inheriting Massie's old sandals.
Snapping verb
Serious lapse of social savvy; doing something drastically unalpha.
Spalpha noun
Spanish alpha.
T
Ten noun
Best on the scale of one to ten, often used to rate outfits, or ew-fits if the ensamble is sub-seven.
W
Wannabe adjective, noun
Something you never wannabe. Version of an LBR, describing those who want to, for example, be like Massie, but who will always be a cheap knock-off. FYI, wannabes are always out.
