Look and Be Like Me

First, you need to have things like me. Like a Big TV, pug, horse, and such. If your family isn't wealthy, get things that are cheap, but look expensive. Like The Suzuki Reno I so don't have that car, but it's a good substitute for the Range Rover.

Next, you have to look like me. Grow out your bangs. That way you can do more hair styles. And have our hair just a little longer then shoulder length. And dye your hair chesnut brown if it's not already. And get the official purple streak in your hair, that gets you whatever you want and you'll then be a VIP everywhere. Be slim and don't eat candy, like at all. Always wear your special charm bracelet. And always part your hair to a side, never the middle.

You also have to have an eye for fashion. Shop at places like BCBG, Marc Jacobs, Tory Burch, places like that. That's where the most in-style clothes are. Also never wear the same things as someone else. You don't want to look like a copy-cat and it's totally tacky anyway. If you end up wearing the same clothes as someone on accident, change your outfit a little bit, wear it a different way. You also should always have a backup outfit with you just in case. So that should never happen.

Be confident, be you, act like you're the queen of the world (which I am). Practice thinking of your own clever comebacks. Look at something random in your house, find something wrong with it or that's weird about it, and make a comeback for it. It takes a bit of practice, but you'll soon catch on. Do this in your own house so that if it's not clever, noone will hear you. You've also got to have the guts to say this to people at school. And if they happen to be cry babys who would tell on you, don't be mean to them, but just don't be nice to them either. For example, if you're partnered with them for a project, when they look over at you, roll your eyes. That'll give them the hint that you don't like them. And never say "I don't know".

Here's the beauty part. Have clear skin. And get plenty of sleep. Washing your face and using facial clensers can help prevent pimples and can help remove them too. Don't cry to much, (never cry in public, and try to never cry at al), if you do, the next day you'll have little red dots around your eyes. That means that your skin cells are broken. To make those little red dots go away, take a long nap or sleep. Or you can use concealer to hide the dots. And pamper yourself for god sakes!